Some freak asked how I do my makeup everyday.

1) slap the white shit on your face

2) cry as you find pimples/cuts on your face

3) pretend to stab yourself in the eye with an eye lash curler hoping it’s funny.

4) put that black shit on your eye lashes.

5) ignore boyfriends texts

6) put more black shit on your eye lashes.

(Source: mamalobes)